The experience can be innovative, exotic and a great adventure for beginners in this world of vibrators and whips. But even those who have been one or more times may end up being amazed and not hiding that mischievous giggle with the diversity of objects that can give pleasure or simply decorate the environment… In a very irreverent way!
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That’s why we’ve brought some of the things you might think (or already thought) when crossing to the other side of the bitching, I mean, the sexshops!
1 – How is it inside?
It’s normal for you to try to imagine what it must be like inside a sexshop. And believe me, the most common is imagining very crazy things… Which in fact you don’t have. It’s a store like any other, only with vibrators on the shelves.
2 – My God, how many doves
Yes, my cat. It’s full of turtledoves there. Small, medium, large, vibrating, non-vibrating, anatomical, unusual shapes, rubber breasts and vaginas… You’ll even find decorative candles in the shape of poppets.
3 – HELP THE SIZE OF THIS PENIS
It could be that in some bookcase or corner, you come across a big penis. Really big. It’s just a “little decoration”.
4 – Is the attendant straight?
Is it gay? Is it a man? Is it a woman? Who runs this store, my God?!
5 – I think I’m just going to see a little lingerie
You’re all entertained looking at the wide variety of dicks on the shelves until you get the feeling that someone is watching you. Probably the attendant. And you end up going French, disguising that you were just passing by, going to see those thongs on the hanger…
6 – A 10-speed vibrator, cyber skin, realistic size?
Does he wash, iron and cook too? I want one to go, thanks.
7 – Will it be that if I take this realistic 21cm the attendant will judge me?
It’s for a friend, young man… You know, she’s getting married and stuff… It’s a bachelor party, er…
8 – Imagine frying eggs holding this dick spatula
Sometimes that little joke coming from the fifth grade is stronger than you, than me, than everyone else. hihihihi
9 – Make a landscape face
Don’t let the attendant see that you’re interested in that little leather outfit with a whip. Don’t express emotions. Act like the mature woman you are. Do not laugh. MY GOD HOW NOT TO LAUGH AT THAT PIROQUE-SHAPED VASE?
10 – Nobody can recognize me
Nobody can know I came here. I think I will buy from the website. But what if the delivery person knows what it is? Help!
And if you’ve never entered a sexshop, we advise you to go. It’s quite an adventure! Will you leave there with that vibrator of dreams, right? Never know!
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